silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

(Source: simplefoetus)


sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

(Source: becausebirds)

dicy132:

brass-beard:

I think the reason why Robin Williams death hit a lot of people hard, (myself included) is because his acting is a direct link to your past, whether it was Mrs Doubtfire, Dead Poets Society, Hook, Patch Adams, Aladdin, etc the fact of the matter is a part of the fabric of your young life is now gone, so you feel an actual real loss, over a man you’ve never met.

yes. 

(Source: itsfuckingsteve)

I just wanna make you cum, make you breakfast, and make you happy.

(Source: afrodite-xo)

spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….


gunrunnerhell:

Busse Combat Knife Company - 30th Anniversary Flying Mojo


the-little-birdy:

health-fitness-food-humour:

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Q’d

(Source: healthfitnesshumour)

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